kbdragonfly

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03 / 06

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03 / 06

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mom:
you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me:
THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom:
you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me:
i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me:
i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me:
without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom:
this isn't normal

03 / 06

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03 / 06

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savemeim-lost:

Forever fucking reblog. Best picture ever. If you don’t reblog this I’ll probably think you’re a terrible person. I know this from first hand.

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02 / 06

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flawedtalent:

“Screw caution,” Tori said. “I’m outta here.” We looked at her. “Well, I am. As long as someone comes with me.” We kept looking at her. She sighed. “Fine, but when everything goes to hell, just remember, I get to blame you guys, because I wanted to leave right away.”

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